Karl Rove

Political mastermind and advisor to President George W. Bush. Acts as Bush's brain, in part because Bush's is microscopic. Can also be likened to "scum of the earth" and "lowest form of humanity". Generally speaking, feces have more ethics and character.

"Karl Rove is a parasite. Anyone who leaks the name of a covert CIA agent as retribution for exposing his own lie is guilty of treason. Therefore, any American who believes this piece of crap actually cares about his country is far too stupid to be alive."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 30, 2005

nuke

to anihilate a region or country with a thermo-nuclear device, weapons which depending on the payload can kill between 3,000 and 20,000 people with the initial blast, and kill hundreds of thousands more over the next decade through radiation poisoning.

1. "MC Ian's example of nuke is a typically moronic statment. Detonating a nuke is a lose-lose scenario for all humanity".

2. "There are currently some 30,000 nukes on this planet, enough to kill all human, animal and plant life on earth forty times over. I'm glad some faggot thinks it's necessary to do that one day"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 23, 2004

Going pro

When a male turns to a professional sex worker in order to get some action.

When I'm in Vegas, if I can't pick up I'm going pro.

by Lazarus Ciccone December 6, 2010

cheese sandwich

Defines the plain and unexciting, based on the perceived dullness of an actual cheese sandwich. Often used in a relationship sense - i.e. a male/female who may be underachieving in terms of the attractiveness of their partner. In a more simple form, can be used by self-styled playas to question the excitement factor of committed, long-term relationships in general.

1. "Man, your girlfriend's ass is the size of Montana and her skin is the shade of newly fallen snow. Don't you get sick of eatin' that cheese sandwich?"

2. "I can't commit to her or anyone. I don't wanna be munchin' on a cheese sandwich for the rest of my life."

by Lazarus Ciccone September 21, 2005

jungle fever

Inter-racial relationship, which in North America usually involves a black male and white female.

"JaVon's got jungle fever, yo! Boy told me he was at some white girls house backshottin' her on her parents bed - then he wipe his dick on her Pops' Armani suit"

by Lazarus Ciccone April 18, 2004

Dick Cheney

The Vice President (in name alone) of the United States and Georgy's puppeteer. Helped fabricate intelligence so innocent American troops could go and die for the Halliburton Corporation. Has no problem doing this despite arranging five deferments for himself during the Vietnam War. Also has the full support of the racist radical right despite having a lesbo daughter.

"When are these chronic heart attacks going to finally kill Dick Cheney? Maybe he can get five deferments from hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 11, 2004

Facebook

A semi-useful social networking site that's a decent way of reaching certain people and tracking down acquaintances you don't talk to very often. Also valuable if you enjoy reading people's status updates, such as important breaking news like "Arthur is at home" and "Serena can't wait for the weekend."

Jimmy is having marginal success with using Facebook to fuck chicks

I'm still getting friend requests from high school acquaintances on Facebook. That site is so 2007.

by Lazarus Ciccone August 20, 2008