snail's foot

Hey Bert, "How was sex with Natasha last night?"
Very confronting, she had a massive snail's foot!
by Laz January 11, 2017
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Linguini Brentonara

Linguini with clams, white wine and spicy Italian sausage.

Cooked for a friend who is so Brissed to the eyeballs that he doesn't recognise his own name in the dish title.
Finally this is explained to him and he delights in his own stupidity.
Brenton - 'Mate, I googled linguini Brentonara and got donuts.'
Micky - 'For fuck sake, I made the name up......BRENTON.'
by Laz November 12, 2023
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sassiety

A full-fledged society woman.
Who does she think she is? Besides a beautiful big shot sassiety pigeon with a coupla zillion bucks?
by Laz January 09, 2005
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Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.
Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.
by Laz April 17, 2019
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