Layne's definitions

raccoon

A state of being in which the subject is acting wild, greedy, hyper, or otherwise judgment-impaired.

Grant was eating Peeps and drinking yoohoo all afternoon, so all his knobs are set to raccoon.

by Layne May 13, 2005

ETA

Short for Everyone Totally Agrees. Is a cousin to ITA.

Look, ETA that SNL has got to lose Horatio Sanz. He's excruciatingly unfunny.

by Layne May 13, 2005

fong fong

fong fong the word those fuckin chinize fuckheads say when they curse the fuck out of you in other words it means fuck those fuckin chinize

go fong fong yo momma

by layne March 9, 2005

offinhackersknak

it mean a premature ejaculater or jack off and nuttin come out

i heard that tom is a offinhankersknaker hes such a fag!

by layne February 17, 2005

dream ticket

slang for opium. the ticket to dreams.

I need to score some dream ticket.

by Layne August 17, 2004

Spoda

Slang term used to call a white person trying to be black (ghetto)
MMMHMMM HUUUUNAAAY

John: "Slim Shady is sucha spoda"
Quaneesha: "Wat dat mean hoooo-naaaay?"
John: "It means, he's spoda be white but he ain't"
Quaneesha: "Awww heeeeell, naawww u diiint"

by Layne March 22, 2004

agh

you all suck

chris u agh

by layne October 2, 2003