Lauren 's definitions

MD/DC

also, sorry that took so long...I didn't realize you had asked ages ago...it's rare unless I'm bored that I go thru and check my definitions.

by Lauren February 21, 2003

sloppy diamond

a sloppy diamond is when the mouth, nipples and penis are stimulated orally nd alternately, usually when the reciepient is blindfolded.

I gave my boyfriend his first experience of a sloppy diamond at the weekend...it must have been good because he came like a train.

by lauren April 21, 2005

demuted

deformed and mutated and/or dememted

omg that kid is so demuted

by Lauren October 28, 2004

yedge

Created by the two coolest girls ever, named Lauren and Molly. It is a waaaay better version of "yes" or "yeah" and is used when you are really excited about something.

"is that boy fine?" "HELL YEDGE!"

by Lauren February 23, 2005

bukah

noun: funny term for: love slave; woman who will eventually have her guy friend's baby;

"Good afternoon, my bukah..." (I dunno you ppl it has a lot of levels!)

by Lauren April 29, 2004

hookup

When two people (opposite or the same sex) hang out and do any of the following: make out, sleep together, go to 2nd or 3rd. It is always really vague what the person has done as it is meant to be. Hooking up has replaced mainstream dating....It's no longer, omg when will he call, but....omg, that was awesome, i wonder when he'll ask me out after the last said hookup.

Last night me and Matt hooked up...I wonder if he'll come over again tonight, because that was amazing.

by Lauren April 15, 2005

jingos

(brandname) used generically to mean guys huge pants

"yo drew, hike up your jingos, i can see yo fat ass"

by lauren August 30, 2003