Fruit

an idiot, a dip. usually used among friends, but sometimes to describe a really out-there person you know

"george, you are such a fruit."
"dawson can't come- his mom's a fucking fruit, she had a nervy b this morning and wouldn't let him."

by lauren August 31, 2003

blue and blah

feeling bad, moody, or bored

"let's have a party- i've been feeling sorta blue and blah lately."

by lauren September 01, 2003

good lord

a vent for frustration...

Used in the same context as "What the heck! For heaven's sake!

by Lauren July 23, 2004

jimmy rigged

done or fixed half-assed

"man, our whole house is jimmy rigged. look, we have duct tape to fix the hole in the ceiling."

by lauren August 30, 2003

take stock in

definition fluxuates with the state of the economy. when the economy is up (note: not right now) it means to start a stable relationship; to have sex with someone with hopes of being with him/her for a while. when the economy is down (note: right now) it means a one-nite stand; having sex with someone with a no-return policy.

I was bored Saturday nite, so I took stock in that hottie Jacob.

by Lauren February 09, 2003

Jurassic Park

A painful and viscious sexual position that usually involves blood shed. And Bryan.

I'll show you Jurassic Park...and you won't like it!

by Lauren March 25, 2005

elbow

a joint between your upper arm and forearm where you can bend, usually not backwards.

My elbow is dirty;I need to scrub it.

by Lauren November 12, 2004