Lauren's definitions

the freshman five

seniors have a contest to see who can bang five freshman virgins first

"watch out for pete- he won the freshman five 4 years in a row... getting held back does have its perks"

by lauren September 1, 2003

headjack

in football when a player if facemasked, and his head is trusted backwards.

commentator 1: "did you see that face mask?!"
Commentator 2: "yeah, it was a total headjack - he could have got whiplash"

by Lauren December 28, 2005

nervous

A game played by teenagers generally where one person (usually male) touches the female in a variety of spots, getting more intimate with each new place. Each time he touches her somewhere new, he asks if she is nervous, and if she says no, he continues to move on to more intimate parts of the body until she decides she is too nervous for him to move on.

"Sally and Jack played nervous for 3 hours last night"

by Lauren April 4, 2004

birkies

Berkenstocks- a sandal shoe thing. leather, mostly. popular with the very preppy, or hippie types

"hey i scuffed your birkies when i wore them to walk the dog this morning... sorry man"

by lauren August 30, 2003