Lauren's definitions

Simuble

being a pompous ass in 1 word.

You stupid simuble! Look what you did to the cow! (continuing of schnobbler)

by Lauren December 3, 2003

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003

cauchetto

A person that is white(caucasian) and thinks that they're ghetto.

Caucasian + Ghetto = Cauchetto.

that 3 dolla cauchetto skank.

by Lauren October 16, 2004

stupied

The stupid way of spelling stupid. Basically, it's how illiterate morons try to be clever by using big words with 2 syllables. Except they spell them wrong.

Moron: OMG u r lyke sooo stupied !!!!!!!!111
Person: I'm not so sure about that, but I know you're stupid.

by lauren May 13, 2005

blonding

1. confused, ditzy, generally out of it. (like a blonde)
2. high, intoxicated (in a state of confusion, as a blonde would be)

"kristin said she'd bring me some weed but she's all lalala and blonding so she totally forgot."

by lauren August 30, 2003

nomah

the guy on the red sox

the pitcher hit nomah in the face.

by Lauren August 7, 2003

virginnyun

inhabitant of Virginia, West Virginia, or Glen Burnie Maryland who smokes at least a pack and a half a day, has six children, wears tight jeans, watches nascar and wrestling religiously, and hangs out at the local wal-mart. usually lacks teeth. cousin to the dreaded canadian rowsdower.

sick! did you see that fucking virginnyun who came on to me at the mall? he had like 3 teeth!

by Lauren February 6, 2003