Lauren's definitions

myspace whore

usually a girl but sometimes a guy can be even worse, who posts flattering high contrast photoshopped pictures of themselves in their myspace user pictures and befriends other good looking people just for the sake of vanity and being ogled. they usually flirt via the comment boxes, overusing little obnoxious phrases and tags such as "<3", "kthxbi", and any verb beginning and ending with *asterisks.*

"Hey cutie OMG thanx for the add ur pics are sooo hoTT *teehee* comment back kthxbi <3 OMG i'm such a myspace WHORE

by lauren May 13, 2005

stupied

The stupid way of spelling stupid. Basically, it's how illiterate morons try to be clever by using big words with 2 syllables. Except they spell them wrong.

Moron: OMG u r lyke sooo stupied !!!!!!!!111
Person: I'm not so sure about that, but I know you're stupid.

by lauren May 13, 2005

Ramblings of Doom

The complete and utter genius surpass all that visit this website and I am proud to not understand a word of it. Blame Canada for the discrepancy of this kid!

So we all know that uranium comes from Palm trees

by Lauren November 15, 2003

cauchetto

A person that is white(caucasian) and thinks that they're ghetto.

Caucasian + Ghetto = Cauchetto.

that 3 dolla cauchetto skank.

by Lauren October 16, 2004

i smell bacon

"i see the cops, so lay low"

"i smell bacon, hide the dime"

by lauren August 30, 2003

G.G.

G.G. stands for green gas. The name that i gave my boyfriend when he farted in the middle of church

John you are such a G.G.! ! ! ! ! But I love ya

by Lauren July 2, 2003

Burberry

Vile. Worn by townie/scallies. Hideous pattern which, when warn, comes complete with bad boy accent "innit!"

"Ey like ma cap"
"aye tis burberry INNIT"
Both : "Aaaaaye!"

by Lauren January 18, 2004