LaughingAloud's definitions

James Comer Pyle

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

Fucker Carlson

A complete imbecile of a FOX journalist who is extremely biased and partisan.

Tucker is an asshole of a journalist, and from here on should be called Fucker Carlson!

by LaughingAloud March 30, 2021

America's Mare

After proving himself to be a complete horse's ass, Rudy Giuliani's moniker has been changed to 'America's Mare'. Whatever contributions Rudy Tooty may have made while Mayor of New York City, the annals of history will remember him for his obsequious loyalty to a corrupt President, his perpetuation of lies about 2020 election and his audible farting in a Michigan election hearing.

From celebrity to pariah, Rudy Tooty, America's Mare, has destroyed the lives of innocent election workers, and in the process destroyed his reputation. Instead of prison, he should be sent to the glue factory.

by LaughingAloud December 21, 2023

Marc O’Rubio

Original Irish spelling of the name of the U.S. Secretary of State.

Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.

by LaughingAloud February 18, 2025

IQ-A-NONE

The imbecilic movement of Trump supporters committed to spreading conspiracy theories and other falsehoods.

Don’t pay any attention to those idiots. They are a bunch of IQ-A-NONE supporters who have the IQ of a grape.

by LaughingAloud January 22, 2021

Mark Fuckerberg

The douchebag founder of Facebook who cowers to MAGAt and Diaper Donald.

There goes Mark Fuckerberg again, abandoning his principles and kissing up to Diaper Donald.

by LaughingAloud December 10, 2025

Vaccine Cowboy

Someone who drive your hours or longer to get a Covid vaccination.

I thought I would have a short wait to get a local vaccination, but when I arrived at the vaccination site there was one Vaccine Cowboy after another who had ridden in from god knows where, standing in line in front of me.

by LaughingAloud April 4, 2021