Definitions by LaughingAloud

AssBurgerMobile 

A pseudonym for Tesla, the automobile company whose largest shareholder in idiot-savant, Elon Musk.

Do you plan to by a Tesla? No, I have no interest in owning an AssBurgerMobile.

AssBurgerMobile by LaughingAloud February 23, 2025

Marc O’Rubio 

Original Irish spelling of the name of the U.S. Secretary of State.

Don’t believe the cover story that his family is Cuban. Marc O’Rubio is as Irish as a leprechaun.

Marc O’Rubio by LaughingAloud February 18, 2025

MAGAt Republicans

Acronym standing for Morons Against Government And Truth, which is the fascist wing of the Republican Party.

There go the MAGAt Republicans again spreading the lies and deceitful misinformation of their incompetent leader, Diaper Donald.

MAGAt Republicans by LaughingAloud September 20, 2024

Donald von Shitsinpantz 

The nickname assigned the odiferous the twice indicted ex-president by his former attorney and fixer, Michael Cohen. His foul odor has been documented by former US Representative Adam Kinzinger who says he reeks of a combination of several unsavoury scents including 'armpits, ketchup, a butt'.

If you going one of his rallies, you better wear a mask. Donald von Shitsinpantz smells like he needs a diaper change.

Donald von Shitsinpantz by LaughingAloud January 22, 2024

Marjorie Toilet Greene 

The incompetent toilet-mouth MAGAt from Georgia who no business being in the U.S. Congress.

There goes Marjorie Toilet Greene shooting off her foul mouth again. She needs to be flushed from office like a giant turd.

Marjorie Toilet Greene by LaughingAloud January 17, 2024

James Comer Pyle 

Perhaps the stupidest person to have ever graced the halls of the US Congress. This barely literate Representative from Kentucky has disgraced himself and the state he represents. The real Gomer Pyle was a Rhodes Scholar compared to this pyle of shit.

Even Mayberry would have declared James Comer Pyle incompetent to hold the office of dog catcher.

James Comer Pyle by LaughingAloud January 12, 2024

Comer Pyle 

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.

Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?

Comer Pyle by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024