DOGE'd

The experience of having had your job eliminate or benefits reduced arbitrarily by the federal government or a private service corporation with re goal of reducing costs regardless of the human suffering it creates.
Dialogue: John: 'Hey Susan, where have you been?' Susan: 'I have been on hold on the phone for three hours waiting to talk with my health insurance provider, only to find out they have canceled my coverage.' John replies: 'Yep, you have been DOGE'd. Welcome to the club.'
by LaughingAloud April 21, 2025
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Vance Pants

The high-water trousers some low class, tasteless men wear, which ride up and expose his bare shins when he sits down. It’s a sure way not to get laid on a date.
I see you are rocking your Vance Pants for your big date tonight. Are you taking her to Denny’s or Kentucky Fried Chicken?
by LaughingAloud March 12, 2025
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Comer Pyle

The affection nickname for U.S. House Representative from Kentucky, James Comer. Clearly an injustice to the late, great Jim Nabors, who played Gomer Plye who played the hapless mechanic from Mayberry and who later joined the USMC.
Comer Pyle is one of a handful of the stupidest imbeciles who ever grace the halls of Congress. Where is Gomer when we need him?
by LaughingAloud January 11, 2024
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Reproductive Organ

Another name man's penis, using a musical metaphor.
Referring to a sexy woman, "I'd let her play a tune of my reproductive organ any day."
by LaughingAloud October 04, 2005
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