Definitions by LaughingAloud

Meritless Garland

The milk-toast, disgraceful Attorney General of the United States who was too scared of Diaper Donald to pursue insurrection charges before Biden’s term ran out.

Meritless Garland will go down in history as the worst Attorney General of the United States. He was too afraid of Diaper Donald Trump to pursue his removal from the highest office, allowing the corrupt MAGAt regime to re-gain power.

Meritless Garland by LaughingAloud April 10, 2026

Department of War Crimes

The U.S. federal department led by Pete Hegshit which is responsible for intentionally violating the Geneva Convention by committing war crimes.

The policies of the Department of War Crimes to take no prisoners and give no quarter, are clear violations of the Geneva Convention and International Criminal Court.

Department of War Crimes by LaughingAloud April 6, 2026

Toad Blanche

Nickname on Capital Hill for the machiavellian Acting Attorney General appointed by the corrupt and incompetent Diaper Donald Trump.

Toad Blanche is devoid of ethics, behaving more like an amphibian than a human being.

Toad Blanche by LaughingAloud April 3, 2026

Jared Douche-ner

Nickname for Jared Kushner, the corrupt and sniveling son-in-law of Diaper Donald.

There goes Jared Douche-ner once again selling working Americans down the river while lining his own pockets.

Jared Douche-ner by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026

Pete Horseshit

One, among many, derisive nicknames spoken in hushed tones among the generals and admirals at the Pentagon, referring to Pete Hegseth, the incompetent Secretary of War.

There goes Pete Horseshit once again placing American lives at risk over an unnecessary and ill-advised war with Iran.

Pete Horseshit by LaughingAloud March 30, 2026

Saving Private Bone Spurs

The refrain of MAGAt Republicans to shield Diaper Donald from prosecution.

Even though they know he is corrupt and a pathological liar, the MAGAt Republicans remain committed to Saving Private Bone Spurs, their scoundrel in the White House Hour.

Saving Private Bone Spurs by LaughingAloud March 28, 2026

Kid Schlock

Nickname for Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known professionally as Kid Rock. He is fading American musician, singer, rapper, songwriter, and ass-kisser of Diaper Donald.

There goes Kid Schlock, once again kissing the smelly ass of Diaper Donald.

Kid Schlock by LaughingAloud March 27, 2026