Definitions by Laslo

greg-time 

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior

Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.

greg-time by laslo May 10, 2010

Muzz-away 

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims

"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."

Muzz-away by laslo April 6, 2010

French Chester 

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled

Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.

French Chester by laslo January 12, 2010

Kenzo 

NOUN, term for people residing in the Kensington section of the City of Brotherly Love (ie: Philadelphia, PA), and not to be confused with someone from North Philadelphia.

You're buddy in the sally near K&A is a real Kenzo.

Kenzo by laslo November 2, 2009

sparsely packed 

"a room which is 60% populated"...used by politicians to confuse the listener

The room that can seat 30 was sparsely packed with 20 occupied seats.

sparsely packed by laslo September 24, 2009

meet 

beef, chicken, pork...a food product from a dead animal used in fast food places like BK, KFC, and Mickey D's

"Sorry we closed. We out of meet."
(actual sign hung on a door in a Philadelphia Burger King)

meet by laslo January 15, 2009

Paris Hilton 

Paris Hilton is a stupid spoiled bitch who thinks she's sexy as she has loads of money. She is stupid for a number of reasons one for her dog making a book WTF. She is a typical blonde that is not hot.

Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton............Stupid Whore

Paris Hilton by Laslo August 18, 2006