deaddy bear

the stuffed animals left at the scene of a fatal car wreck in the hood, or along country roads.....
This morning, when I was driving through French Chester, I realized there must have been a fatal car wreck last night, as there were deaddy bears next to a freshly placed cross alongside the highway.
by laslo December 07, 2012
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greg-time

NOUN
the description of the act of being 5 to 8 minutes late continually to the same repeating scheduled event, AND having no valid excuse for the behavior, AND not having any need to change the behavior
Hey Bob I notice that you are never on time to the meeting.
Yeah Rich, I'm on greg-time.
by laslo May 10, 2010
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French Chester

female - urinating on the person you're having sex with during your period, ONLY if blood is involved.
male - urinating on the person you're having sex with if there has knowingly been blood in your urine that day.
other - a section of Chester, PA where the French settled
Hey Leroy, I was with this crazy bitch on the rag last night and she gave me a French Chester instead of a blowjob.
by laslo January 12, 2010
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Muzz-away

term for a .50 calibre machine gun, ONLY when deployed in a war zone or country where radical Muslims are attacking U.S. Armed forces or civilians because they are not Muslims
"Hey Sarge, should I clean the .50 cal before we deploy? I hear the place is crawling with radical Muslims."
"Private, we ALWAYS need to keep the Muzz-Away clean and in proper working condition when entering a potential battle zone."
by laslo April 06, 2010
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geese

an african american from the hood who reverts to panhandling in his new suburban surroundings, all the while playing the race card
what's up with that brothah? ...last night he hit me up at the bar for drinks, and food...I can't shake this guy, or any money out of his wallet...

I told you to not feed the geese.
by laslo January 16, 2013
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homofactual

gay facts about the straight world that just don't make sense
#1 straight friend - "there he goes again, on and on again about why not to eat at that chicken place..."

#1 homosexual male - ".. and then they give money to the Nazi party who kidnaps gypsies AND gays...."

# 2 straight friend - "uh yeah ... he's a homofactual..... let's grab some chicken and a milkshake"

#1 strsaight friend - "what an idiot.... let's get fries too"
by laslo January 28, 2013
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chick-fell-ow

after attending the local LGBT meeting, enjoying a milkshake from Chick-fil-a was a hidden secret treat for the chick-fell-ow
by laslo January 17, 2013
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