Laser layton's definitions

Grobbed

To be hospitalised for abnormal objects being forced into the anus after an accidental fall.

They had to call an ambulance urgently, Dave had tripped and fell.
shamefully he was grobbed by the door handle as he fell.

by Laser layton September 25, 2014

holty

When a group joke is told and the meaning is passes over your head. Then anger takes over when you start thinking people are laughing at you.

He really didnt understand the joke, the dumb shit went all holty on our asses and started shouting 'have you got a problem with me!'

by Laser layton September 25, 2014

schultzed

Bleaching of the anus by use of home cleaning products.

Lizzy couldnt afford to go to the clinic, she schultzed her own ring with toilet duck.

by Laser layton October 7, 2014

Throwing a Jdog

Getting extremely cross with peers then taking anger out on your johnson, nearly beating the fellow red raw.

Andys really upset about how butch spoke to him in the meeting earlier. Hes been in the toilet all afternoon throwing a Jdog.

by Laser layton June 1, 2018