Definitions by Larry and Rex and Benny

fat bitch period 

This is when a dumb menstruating cunt won’t stop bitching about her period to her girlfriend...

HeyJolene! My pussy is a fucking waterfall this month and I haven’t been fucked since June! Even then, billy only did me in the ass in the electrical closet at the Olive Garden is when I was on break!

Shut up you fat busted cunt! If you think I need to hear about you fucking and sucking off guys, go back to fucking them. I don’t want to listen to stories about your fat bitch period. Hit the treadmill. Fuck

fat bitch period by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018

...when you’re a bitch 

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

...when you’re a bitch by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018

The Fuck Bomb 

This is when you knowingly walk in one two people fucking, then jump into the bed with them naked too and photo bomb the event!

Yo Diego! Remember that time I gave you the Fuck Bomb when you were nailing Emily from behind. Sorry I saw her naked but she was pretty hot. I’m glad I still have the pictures and your dick only touched me through the sheets when we took those photos!

The Fuck Bomb by Larry and Rex and Benny August 4, 2018

Stack and Jack 

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

Stack and Jack by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

Greyhound Racer 

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

Greyhound Racer by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

medium adult 

This term is obviously used after a 2-5 day bender when you know you are being irresponsible. It’s great with friends bc it’s funny but you know you’re in shit creek with your job.

Hey Jenny, you have to cover for me with the tiny tots on the monkey bars and the little ones on the roller coaster. I blew Steve til 8 am and feel like a medium adult today. Cover for me...please cover for me...

medium adult by Larry and Rex and Benny July 16, 2018

Truffle Pig 

Similar to the hogs used to sniff out truffles in Europe, a Truffle Pig is a stank ass bitch golddigging and sniffing, potentially, licking the ass of a rich person.

Yo Benny, I’m filthy rich, it’s great. This stupid bitch Sarah is such a Truffle Pig. She licked my ass and everything, all she wanted was a fancy purse. What a whore!

Truffle Pig by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018