Larry and Rex and Benny's definitions

Greyhound Racer

This is simple. You chug a greyhound. It’s vodka and grapefruit juice. You have to use two straws and and Grey Goose vodka. It fucks you up.

Yo Sammy! This bartender made me do 4 Greyhound Racers last night! That shit hits you fast. I totally blacked out and fell asleep mid blowjob because of that asshole. It was awesome!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 29, 2018

The Iraqi Stink Bomb

This is when you are nailing a girl from behind, preferably a stranger. Then, you make a noise and quietly apologize for farting during sex when really you have taken three to four stink bombs and crushed them on the floor. You then don a gas mask and continue fucking her from behind until you finish while she endures the smell.

Yo Jake! Remember that bitch at the bar who was taking a piss in the men’s room sink? She seemed like common street trash so I got smashed enough to bang her and threw in The Iraqi Stink Bomb so I could video it, steal her phone send to all her friends when she was cleaning off the stench in my bathroom.

by Larry and Rex and Benny November 20, 2019

The Homeless Olympics

This is a bad night. It’s when you drink a lava lamp and then fuck a German Shepherd.

Hey Brian. You may judge me because...you know, I’m homeless, and shit. It’s not pretty. But last night I drank a lava lamp and fucked a German shepherd. That may be no big deal to you but I won the gold at the homeless Olympics! So fuck you.

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 9, 2018

The Home Run Trot

This is when you successfully go from titty fuck, face, puss, to ass in order (rounding all four bases) then slowly trot through her house much like a baseball player rounds the bases after a home run. Most importantly, you have to high five and ass slap everyone you see along the way.

Hey Gary, after the game ended last night on a walk off homer I gave this ugly bitch at the bar The Home Run Trot. Her mom was a little surprised when I woke her up off the couch but I got the high five from her then she made me breakfast!

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 9, 2018

Stack and Jack

This is when no less than 9 homeless guys pile into the back seat of your car (generally a Prius) then lay down on top of each other stacking one by one then jack each other off.

Hey Lou! That there fuck party we had behind the dumpster last week damn near broke my dick off! Maybe tonight when everyone gets here we can just jump in this Prius and do an old fashioned Stack and Jack...So we can have a night off and I can ice my dick...

by Larry and Rex and Benny July 31, 2018

car wash

This is when you get a group of people and just go destroy a bar you don’t like. Maybe the bartender was rude. It doesn’t matter. You can walk on your check or upper deck the ladies room. The important part is to be as annoying as possible to piss off the place that wronged you and you do it as a team.

Yo graham! Let’s car wash Ivan’s bar tomorrow. His shit is becoming tiresome. I’ll tell you what. I’ll upper deck the women’s room and you ask for the check and we both walk out after he prints it. That bitch.

by Larry and Rex and Benny October 1, 2018

the comma man

This is your token friend. He is never wrong. He will never apologize, he will pick arguments with your and he’s a musclehead. The reason that he is the comma man is because he refers to himself as last name comma first name. F example, “nice to meet you I’m smith comma tim.” Total douchebag move...but he’s your friend so you deal with it.

Hey lunkhead. You are not as cool as you think. In fact, I’m your only friend. Stop doing the last name first. You just sound like an idiot. “The comma man?” Fuck

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 6, 2018