Definitions by Lapford Mafia

diabulious 

No one knows what it means but Ryan still uses it anyway

“Wtf is a diabulious”

diabulious by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Zak coward 

Just Zak, that’s it he’s goth and white

“Hey who is that guy”

“That’s Zak coward”

Zak coward by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

lapford 

Better than:

Chulmleigh

Witheridge

Chawleigh
Bampton
Crediton
Oakhampton
Morchard
And pretty much everywhere else within the atmosphere

“Lapford is better than witheridge because people in lapford don’t get confused between their girlfriend and their sister and fuck their dad”

lapford by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

Ryan Heal

This cool dawg is part of the lapford massive and his two favourite colours are white and green ;). He likes to slip it in the ass with the chicks and doesn’t mind a good pegging himself!

“Why is that guy getting pegged and smoking Weed?”

“He’s a Ryan heal alright!”

Ryan Heal by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020

freddie goodwin 

Freddie is a young man part of the lgbtq+ movement and this might be to do with his homosexual past (and present.) He is part of the Bampton Bender squad and enjoys an occasional spliff while burning his favourite trampoline.

“What is that guy doing smoking weed, shagging camlin and burning up a trampoline?”

“He must be Freddie Goodwin!”

freddie goodwin by Lapford Mafia October 31, 2020