Lane's definitions

ROLF

(ar`o`el`ef) v. abbr. Roll Over Laughing, Floorless, 1. to find something so funny that one loses all sense of time and space and drops into the abyss, 2. inability to properly key internet acronyms (short forms) because one finds something so funny.

"ROLF. wuz dat ever funny ... er ... i mean ROFL. ogm. cant believe i said that ... er ... i mean omg. oll. cant spel laffin so hard ... er ... i mean lol"

by Lane May 1, 2004

prose

(proz) n. 1. a supposedly sophisticated way to insult someone else's attempts to write poetry, 2. on IRC #poetry channels the way one lets other people know one considers what they presented as a poem did not meet the minimum standard.

"... but is that really poetry? It seems more like prose."

by Lane May 2, 2004

imho

(ey`em`ach`oh)abbv. In My Humble Opinion 1. an internet acronym used to qualify a statement made by someone who
(a) thinks every utterance they ever made is TRUTH, not just an opinion, and,
(b) has never experienced anything remotely like humility
2. a phrase used on the internet to excuse anything stated just previous, no matter how vile, personal and insulting.

1. "chicas in chatroomz can alwayz tell i m teh 1 tru hottie. i ownz, imho"
2. "omg. wtf. you are a worthless of piece of crap. lol. the internet would be a better place if you would just die. STFU. GTFO ... imho"

by Lane May 2, 2004

lurk

in internet chat rooms, the activity of the majority of nicks you see on the user list

"<zim> i hav bin cumming to this chat room since 1995. wat peeps sez here is stoopid
<@allOZ> I don't remember ever seeing you post a line of chat before.
<zim> keke. ths 1st time i ever did"

by Lane May 2, 2004

Fat Mike

He's obsessed with big lesbians, he's been a punk rocker for most of his life, he sings kinda flat, he's not really so fat, but that's how he hits with a hook or a slice

Fat Mike I gotta let you know
It's not the tunes, it's their live show
And all the people you get to meet
Plenty of good vibes and decent drugs
Stinky people give you hugs
Walk around in your bare feet

by lane October 3, 2004