Lance0's definitions

keys cow

Actually translates to mga susi baka in filipino (several sussy bakas), rather than susi baka (if translated word for word that is). However google translate is bad and only works for keys cow rather than key cow

Random guy who does a little trolling: translate keys cow to filipino lolll
Filipino: that isn't funny because actually you're saying there's several sussy bakas and this is private chat so you are key cow too

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

fdfd

A shorthand for the osu! map Freedom Dive, on the Four Dimensions difficulty

Cookiezi 800pp FDFD HDHR best score in the game, change my mind

by Lance0 July 11, 2021

holy hell

A term uttered by r/anarchychess users upon being told (or if someone else is told) to google en passant.

Clueless Gamer: How he move his pawn and capture the sideways pawn on d5?
r/anarchychess Memer 1: Google en passant
r/anarchychess Memer 2: Holy hell

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

gizzle

A term invented by a Pokemon Showdown player who faced a YouTuber by the name of The Garbodors. At one point, he asks "why gizzle". To this day everyone is still asking "why gizzle?". Very few people know for sure what gizzle means but it has been theorized to be a misspelling of the onomatopoeia sizzle (as flamethrower was used the move before).

Player: I dodn't understand, now I ask why gizzle?
The Garbodors: What are you talking about?
Player: attacknig or the hound doomer?

by Lance0 August 30, 2021

badeu

invented badeu sqaure on square map lmao, also got pp (performance points) record on a map with very smol circles

random 6 digit: yo you see that new play badeu made on squares are cool?
random 6 digit 2: ye how does he read that

by Lance0 September 3, 2021

Candice

Definitely just the ice gym leader in some of the pokemon games, nothing else, not a setup to a deez nuts joke like candice nuts fit in your mouth, nope.

Random guy who does a little trolling: Hey, heard you've been doing stuff with Candice lately.
Intellectual: Yeah I'm trying to beat her in pokemon
Random guy: I was expecting you to say "who's Candice" so I can say "Candice nuts fit in your mouth", wait, OH NOOOOO
Intellectual: lmao you trolled yourself, get trolled

by Lance0 September 5, 2021

Binfy

Former worst 4 digit of all time. Became 5 digit, and while his excuse is that he wants to join a 5 digit tournament, we all know that he was way overranked for a 4 digit rank. In fact, 5 digit is still overranked af because he normally plays like a 6 or 7 digit ranked player (how did he even get to 4 digit again??).

Other names he goes by: Binky

Binfy: does a challenge contest on twitch
Twitch chat: it's free real estate
Binky: watch me fc this, this is free *loses and has to give out $4 of osu!supporter*

by Lance0 September 7, 2021