cock litigation

The act of two, or more, rival male suitors attempting to convince a would be companion of their sexual superiority and why they should be selected for a sexual encounter.

After three hours of heated barroom cock litigation, and despite the testimony of several eyewitnesses, David failed to make a persuasive case and Sheila decided to go home with Walter.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

prickarious

similar to precarious, but most specifically applies to a perilous situation for a penis

If Walter's going home with Sheila he better use a condom or he could end up in a prickarious situation.

by Lamont Walker May 12, 2016