Definitions by Lambda Variant
lambda variant pen name
Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.
lambda variant pen name by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
clarinetcorn
part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.
She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.
clarinetcorn by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
spleighed
When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.
spleighed by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022
jw community
jw community by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022
Kappa-variant
Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.
Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.
Kappa-variant by Lambda Variant April 20, 2022
Genius kumtwatwaffle
The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.
Genius kumtwatwaffle by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022