Lambda Variant's definitions

lambda variant pen name

Lambda Variant Pen Name wants to keep their identity, gender & sexual preference hidden. Generally LVPN smokes a lot of THC at breakfast of citrus fruit. LVPN believes that a diet of mainly fruits is of the utmost benefit for one’s health, especially if one has Crohn’s.

They had a need to use a Lambda Variant Pen Name to disguise themselves’ !

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022

Genius kumtwatwaffle

The Genius kumtwatwaffle is hilarious and allergic to kumquats. Genius kumtwatwaffle is not as hilarious as Kumtwatwaffle. Genius kumtwatwaffle is more hilarious than Super-genius kumtwatwaffle.

Kappa Variant wanted a Genius kumtwatwaffle in one ear, and a kumquat in the other ear.

by Lambda Variant April 14, 2022

Kappa-variant

Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.

Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.

by Lambda Variant April 20, 2022

Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.

The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.

by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022

Nuit Rose

Nuit Rose is when the PIMO goes to his lover’s home and gets spleighed because his wife & children are at her parents place for the night.

She met with Trader Joe for a Nuit Rose at her chalet.

by Lambda Variant July 6, 2022

kumtwatwaffle

A person who likes sexually explicit, idiotic humour made out of citrus fruit.

At least you are more useful than a kumtwatwaffle.

by Lambda Variant March 10, 2022

clarinetcorn

part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.

She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.

by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022