Kappa-variant is a special female who has a secret lover. Kappa-variant has been vaccinated against Covid-19, wears a mask frequently, and practices good overall hygiene. The secret lover knows if anyone has intentions of hurting Kappa-variant. Kappa-variant and her secret lover practice safe-sex and a peaceful forgiving way of life.
Kappa-variant innocently whispered “you are awesome” in her secret lovers ear while eating a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant April 20, 2022
by Lambda Variant July 06, 2022
When a couple is spleighed, they are totally tired after a full night of loving, where not only the sheets got torn, but also the mattress moved and the Sleigh Bed splayed open & broken.
by Lambda Variant July 06, 2022
by Lambda Variant March 10, 2022
part of a female body stimulated when cockroaching. The clarinetcorn is similar to a penis only on a female. The clarinetcorn is located partly on the outer layer of skin and partly on the high inside of a vagina.
She wanted to whet her appetite for sex so she stimulated her clarinetcorn with an electric toothbrush in each hand working both outside and inside the female body.
by Lambda Variant December 30, 2022
Nuit Rose is when the PIMO goes to his lover’s home and gets spleighed because his wife & children are at her parents place for the night.
by Lambda Variant July 06, 2022
When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022