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When a well-endowed man's jizz drips out of his penis and down his pants after hours of carrying around a semi-erection.
She paraded around in front of me in that ridunkulous outfit for like three hours, and eventually I started to get some leghorn vajizzle. What did she expect?
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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