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A robotic German spy who has no emotions whatsoever. Likes to watch other people having fun, but will never engage in those conversations. Those type of human species can be seen working in Turkish bars.

Favourite activity: counting and watching dishes
Hates: emotions

Only speaks with threes words: I, am and Zolf

Favourite phrase: I am Zolf
-Hey Zolf, how r u today, what have u been up to?!

-I am Zolf!
Zolf by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022
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zolfakar 

Zolfakar is the most handsome and cool guy in this world. He laugh a lot and always be happy.

He never give up on any obstacle he face in his life. Once he want something, he will work for it.

“Excuse” never exist in his dictionary.
Zolfakar is the great Takaful Leaders in Malaysian Takaful Associate.
zolfakar by Zolfakar November 22, 2021
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Zolfar is the kindest, strongest and kind hearted person you will ever meet.
“The girl with the pretty hair”- the true meaning of the name.
Zolfar is passionate and will always fight for her beliefs and for the people she loves.

You can talk with her for hours and she always has her way of making you feel like you can accomplish anything you set your mind into.

Colgate will definitely accomplish everything she wishes to.
You would be very luck to have her by your side.
Zolfar made it again!!

Oh my god I really miss Zolfar
Zolfar by Blibli November 24, 2021
Zolfar is the kindest, sweetest, smartest and most awesome and kind hearted person you will ever meet.

-The girl with the pretty hair is the meaning of her name. Zolfar is talented and passionate about life and she will accomplish everything she sets her mind into.
You can have long conversations with her and she will always inspire you and make you believe that everything is possible. With her, everything IS possible.

You will be very lucky to be her friend, as she is loyal and you can always depend on her.
Wow , Zolfar is amazing!!
ZOLFAR by Blibli November 24, 2021

zolfaghari 

It’s usually the last name of a hot ass girl. Who is very smart and speaks 3 languages she almost every time ends up with a guy who’s name starts with G
Yo I forgot this girls name she’s bad tho

Oh… zolfaghari
zolfaghari by YkTheName January 16, 2024
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