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Zolf

A robotic German spy who has no emotions whatsoever. Likes to watch other people having fun, but will never engage in those conversations. Those type of human species can be seen working in Turkish bars.

Favourite activity: counting and watching dishes
Hates: emotions

Only speaks with threes words: I, am and Zolf

Favourite phrase: I am Zolf
-Hey Zolf, how r u today, what have u been up to?!

-I am Zolf!
by Lady Gaga lol July 27, 2022
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