LaUrEn's definitions

captain of team nasty

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

by lauren August 31, 2003

shitty

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

by lauren August 31, 2003

key (ones) car

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

shotdown!

see SHUTDOWN!

by lauren August 31, 2003

slice

same as SHUTDOWN or SHOTDOWN

"oohh slice! i totally just beat your ass for the 10th time at warcraft!"

by lauren August 31, 2003