LaUrEn's definitions

tracks

hair extensions that are glued onto your scalp, so called because the base crisscrosses like train tracks

"peirlietta, girl, you tracks be on all crooked"

by lauren September 1, 2003

bottle

Someone who drinks a lot of alcohol is called "bottle"

"He's a bottle"

by Lauren July 24, 2003

squab

cigarette

"hey man, can i bum a squab?"

by lauren September 1, 2003

visa

you swipe your hand between someones boobs

by lauren September 1, 2003

shutdown!

ohhh, you just got shutdown, like you just got totally insulted or proven wrong.

person A: "China is SO the capital of Thailand."
person B: "nu-uh!"
person A: "yuh-huh! ask person C."
person C: "actually, BANGKOK is the capital of thailand."
person B: "ohhh, shutdown!"

by lauren August 31, 2003

anii

The hole on your butt (see also anus) in plural form.

The pig anii were closing in around me as each one shoved their reeking butt in my face.

by Lauren November 13, 2003

gosh

a word that grandmothers and overly-churched individuals use in place of "god." also fun to use for the sarcastic value; it's equal to saying "I was such a huge fan of N*Sync. they rocked my socks."

grandma: "oh my gosh, you don't attend church every sunday for six hours?! you heathen!"
Lauren: "oh my gosh! what's wrong with me?!"
(as you picked up on, everything Lauren said was sarcastic.)

by Lauren February 5, 2003