LRS's definitions

lie

To rest; to recline.

Why don't you lie down?

by LRS November 16, 2004

random word

Word chosen by random. Best if a computer chooses it so a human does not cheat choosing the word.

Great job on looking up this random word via the random word function.

by LRS November 14, 2004

conscience

The little voice in the back of your head that tells you somebody is watching.

Little Billy decided not to stroke his cash and prizes that night because, according to his conscience, Mommy was peeking in through the door.

by LRS February 22, 2007

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007

swagger

Your penis, dick, genitals; the scrotum; a Johnson; your special place, as House would call it.

Curtis got mad big swagger son.

by LRS June 13, 2007

bearded oysters

1. One of the many synomns for a female's vagina.
2. Pussy with hair around it.

Lick MAH bearded oyster!

by LRS April 2, 2004

windows

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

by LRS November 12, 2004