Definitions by LRS

lie 

To rest; to recline.

Why don't you lie down?

lie by LRS November 16, 2004

28k 

One of the worst possible internet connection speeds availible; anybody who is satisfied with it should be shot.

Yes, I would like to upgrade from my damned 28k connection to a high-speed DSL line.

28k by LRS November 14, 2004

dyxj 

Mis-spelling of fuck.

Because of the prankster who screwed up the letters on his keyboard, Joe kept on writing "dyxj" instead of fuck.

dyxj by LRS November 14, 2004

surname 

The last name in a pair of names, used mainly for people's names.

Jack Michaelson's surname is Michaelson.

surname by LRS November 14, 2004

random word 

Word chosen by random. Best if a computer chooses it so a human does not cheat choosing the word.

Great job on looking up this random word via the random word function.

random word by LRS November 14, 2004

purdy 

Word in the southern slang dictionary, meaning "pretty".

"That's one damn purdy girl, Jack."

purdy by LRS November 13, 2004

windows 

A rather good operating system, however is shunned by idiots who say it sucks, but continue to use Windows instead of switching to another operating system.

"Windows is the worst fucking operating system ever!"

"Then why do you continue to use it?

windows by LRS November 12, 2004