Definitions by LJ Dizzle

Love 

Love is getting laid... often.

Henry: Lets fuck.
Miranda: Henry, do you Love me?
Henry: Yes.

Love by LJ Dizzle December 14, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

shock and awe by LJ Dizzle December 13, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the larynx, or the back of the throat with a penis (shock) then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open mouth (awe).

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

shock and awe by LJ Dizzle December 9, 2008

Fresno 

What is Fresno made of?
1. Religion
2. Carcinogenic Air
3. Debilitating Heat
4. Poverty
5. A Nearly-Dormant Artistic Movement
6. An Assumed Connection between Science and the Devil
7. The Devil
8. Political Futility
9. Impeded Progression

The worst problem... No Curiosity

Herold: How could people believe the world was flat or that the Sun God brought every morning?!

Jeremiah: I don't know, ask Fresno

Fresno by LJ Dizzle October 20, 2008

shock and awe

When one swiftly penetrates the back of the throat with his penis then pulls out quickly and delivers his scrotum to the open gagged mouth.

Edward: Did you hear what Johnny did?
Jethro: No
Edward: He gave Susy the Shock and Awe, I heard she was pissed
Random Homeless Man: I heard she liked it

shock and awe by LJ Dizzle January 11, 2007