LEWIS's definitions

fast and the furious

Extremely shit movie which lacks a key point, a storyline. Stupid rice boys like the movie because of shit cars with green and orange bodykits that contain 'nos'. The cars are so shit that NOS is the only thing that can make the skips on wheels to move. Also stars extemely shit actors, such as Vin Diesel

Some kid: That orange car in fast and furious is teh best car in the movie!

Me: Orange car? I thought it was a rusty skip...

by Lewis February 1, 2004

cockmunch

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

by Lewis March 17, 2003

twatface

An offence where one has the face of a twat

Hey Twatface, you have the face of a twat. Twatface

by Lewis March 17, 2003

tossmunch

The hand positioning used when one commences operating ones penis. It involves creating a pitchfork position with your thumb and middle finger and traveling up-and-down rapidly round the shaft of the penis (see Masturbation lock)

Josh uses the tossmunch position thoroughly

by Lewis March 17, 2003

pot brown

For one to committ the act of buggery in snooker terms

Pot the pink or pot the brown? (gay or straight)

by Lewis March 17, 2003

Bumdarts

A sport in which one takes part in homosexual buggery..... for fun

Huw challenges Darky to a game of bum darts. Darky accepts because huw brainwashed him with his annoying mumbling voice that makes people want to be sick and said he'd talk forever unless Darky accepted. Huw, of course won with a whitewash because of a combiantion of factors; Huw had 30 bullseyes in a row and Darky could not tell if it was his ass or his poop due to his tanned-ness

by Lewis March 17, 2003

danus

The part between the dick and the anus

Stop touching my danus!

by Lewis April 1, 2003