Definitions by LAUREN

gritball 

a really nasty person. worse than a grit.

"steph, STAY AWAY FROM HIM. he is a major gritball."

gritball by lauren August 31, 2003

far 

1. F.A.R.- stands for Fat Ass Ride, an acronym meaning car. ("whos far are we taking today?")
2. synonymous with "long ass" or "a fucking hike"- a word used mostly by stoners to describe a walking distance of over about 3 feet. ("hey mike, get me a beer." "get your own fucking beer- the fridge is fucking far away.")

far by lauren August 31, 2003

one incher 

a guy with a small dick

"i broke up with ben- he's a one incher"

one incher by lauren August 31, 2003

captain of team nasty 

the ugliest girl or guy in a group of ugly people

"i heard you hooked up with the captain of team nasty at kari's party last night- sick!"

captain of team nasty by lauren August 31, 2003

that's bitterness

that's too bad, that sucks

"christy broke up with you? that's bitterness."

that's bitterness by lauren August 31, 2003

shitty 

too bad, that sucks. sometimes used when laughing at a friend who is grounded or just got totally busted, especially if you did the same thing and didn't get caught.

"shitty about your mom being such a bitch."
"justin got a friday school for being out of bounds at school... hahahahahaha. shitty."

shitty by lauren August 31, 2003

key (ones) car 

to take a key or other sharp object and scratch the car of a person you hate, leaving scars in the paintwork that look shitty and cost a ton to have fixed

"man, i can't believe michael hooked up with clara after i told him i liked her. let's go key his car!"

key (ones) car by lauren August 31, 2003