fuck wiper

Someone like a fuck wipe except they use a fuck wipe to clean any stain made by seamen or vaginal fluids.
Someone find me a fuck wiper, I fucked this bitch so hard the whole bed smells like dead fish from her vaginal fluids. And don't forget the seamen on the the head board. That's it... yah ok bend over more... there we go. Damn thats nice underwear you got on... oh my god wht the fuck is that coming out of your ass! Get yourself a fuck wipe!
by L2L1 March 28, 2005
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winkle stick

1.A cover that you slip over your peeper to prevent it from catching a cold.

2.A stick that helps keep your penis erect.
1.Float like butterfly; sting like a bee; I slept with your moma and didn't use my winkle stick; now it burns where I pee.

2.I need a winkle stick to keep my cock from shrivling up inside your vagina.
by l2l1 June 21, 2006
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fuck wipe

1.When your fraustrated becuase someone called you an asswipe ad you can think of anything better but to put fuck in front of wipe.
2.A moist towlet used to clean up an area were people have had sex
3.A person that cleans up seamen.
1.Bob:you are such an asswipe
Tim:Yah... well you are a fuckwipe
2.Ugh... Only a fuckwipe can clean this stain.
3.Where the hell is that fuckwipe? He should have cleaned this pillow a moment a go.
by L2L1 March 26, 2005
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mkay

Billybob:Mkay, today class we will learn about skull fucking mkay
by L2L1 March 27, 2005
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