Definitions by Kyle Barry
mexican breakup
When a man and a woman have a one night stand of sorts, and in the morning, the guy wakes up before the woman and dumps all over her and takes off before he's discovered.
Harold didn't like the way she laughed during sex the night before, so he decided a mexican breakup was the only appropriate way to end the relationship.
mexican breakup by Kyle Barry December 6, 2006
cowboy hat
The paper thin, white paper sheets available in most public bathrooms to place between your cheeks and and the seat. Can be easily folded and worn to look like a cowboy hat.
Matt came back from the bathroom with a new cowboy hat. Too bad the waitress at Denny's didn't let it slide.
cowboy hat by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006
fahzeeah
The greatest and best thing in the world. Egyptian for smoking the hookah, but not smoking pot. Fahzeeah is used to cover up the fact that you're getting together to smoke.
fahzeeah by Kyle Barry August 24, 2006
basejumping
The act of throwing each leg over the corresponding wall of a public restroom stall and defecating. This is a variation on the always popular Spidey Dump or Monkey Dump, but a higher elevation is reached.
basejumping by Kyle Barry October 24, 2005