Kyle's definitions

shasty

to take a shit , or your junk ,

Oh shit i gotta turtle head pokin out im gonna take a shasty ,
you almost hit me in my shasty

by kyle November 21, 2004

tootsie hook

A synonym of the stinky pinky the tootsie hook is the act of fingering your sexual partner in the ass with one's pinky. A distant cousin of the finger blast, the tootsie hook works best on people with really tight assholes.

"That ass is so tight, I just wanna give it the tootsie hook."
"Before I anally penetrate, I like to start off with a really good tootsie hook."

by Kyle January 19, 2005

Anaslime

The nick-name for Anaheim, used only by people who hate the city.

Somebody #1: I live in Anaheim. It's in Orange County.
Somebody #2: You live in Anaslime. That sucks!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

steam

is meant to make u kill urself

Sucide Note:
Steam screwed me over so much i am gunna jump off this buidling

by kyle March 3, 2004

breakfast

A meal that is usually served in the morning.

Let's go to IHOP (International House of Pancakes) for breakfast today!

by Kyle May 17, 2003

bear

A large, hairy homosexual man who raises Jack Russel terriers with his bearmate. The larger bears are referred to as daddies. These men are showcased in Bear magazine.

Did you see the fuckin' bear of the month this issue? I'd kidnap that daddy in a heartbeat.

by Kyle April 10, 2003

halibut

Coolest motherfucker alive.

"Halibut is the coolest motherfucker alive."

"Stop being redundant."

by Kyle June 8, 2003