Kyle's definitions

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

by Kyle November 26, 2003

drunken special

A meal with anything and everything on it. Only edible when extremely intoxicated. Usually made with tortilla shells

Ski: Can we go in your kitchen and make a drunken special with the leftovers in the fridge
Me: No dude, my mom will get mad if you eat all of her tortilla shells again.

by Kyle April 10, 2005

freeb

sleep; siesta; snooze; slumber

I'm going to freeb. He is freebin'. I am feeling quite freebish. Did you have a nice freeb?

by Kyle August 8, 2004

QFC

Quality Food Centers. A Kroger-owned grocery store located in the Oregon and Washington area.

I work at QFC and despise it. I need to find a new job, dammit!

by Kyle January 29, 2005

chillaxin

its a mix between i invent stupid words and chillin sounds so much better

im chillaxin in my cardboard box

by kyle February 15, 2004

Jambon

word with many meanings such as hello, good bye, yes or no (depends on tone)

me:jambon
you: oh not much

or

ME: you go to the detah from above concert??
you: jambon
me thats cool

by kyle April 5, 2005

McDonalds

An infamoes restraunt located in all corners of the world where people eat, get fat, sue for thousands of dollars, and then use that money to eat more McDonalds.

I'm going to eat at McDonalds, get fat, and then sue them. Then I'll be able to afford more food McDonalds! I hear they just invented the quadruple double-quarter pounder!!

by Kyle February 16, 2005