Kyle's definitions

headless horseman

Fucking a girl while she's on top with a bag on her head.

I had to give these beat girl the ol' headless horseman cuz she was a butterface.

by Kyle June 15, 2004

cookies and cream

when a girl is giving you head, you cum in her mouth, then pull out and before she can shallow you fucking punch her as hard as you can right in the mouth. It will break all of her teeth giving her cookies (her teeth) and cream (cum) in her mouth.

"I fucking cookied and creamed that bitch last night"

by Kyle March 14, 2005

bullshit

The art of making yourself look good by deciept or misdirection.

Wally: I'm pleased to report another stellar week of accomplishments!! I moved more than 800,000 bits of data to a disaster recovery back-up facility!
Dilbert: Did you just take credit for copying a file to a diskette?
Wally: It was my resume.

by Kyle April 14, 2003

flug

my own, personal way, of substituting "fuck"

you really flugged up this time bitch

by kyle December 29, 2004

poon tuna

same as tuna poon, only the way you're ACTUALLY supposed to say it.

"Tuna poon sounds stupid, lets change it to poon tuna, thats way better"

by Kyle January 19, 2005

negbro

a bro of darker pigment; a coon bro

While we pulled up into Riverside, we noticed that negbro in his F150.

by kyle November 24, 2003

Whipped cream

What you lick off of Kyle's tongue

"Hannah likes whipped cream"

by Kyle October 24, 2003