mermaid

a chick with big tits transformed into a fish by the Greek god Poseidon or the Roman god Neptune.

There's no difference between Poseidon and Neptune.

by kwang June 09, 2003

attention

the thing that belongs to you which I have right now

I have your attention

by kwang May 21, 2003

Ramen Noodles

little thin strips of cardboard

Ramen noodles submerged in hot water for three minutes taste good!

by kwang June 06, 2003

fatherfucker

one who fucks fathers

My mom is a fatherfucker because she fucked my father.

by kwang June 25, 2003

pleasure

happiness

I get pleasure from having sex.

by kwang June 05, 2003

ideal camp

what mr. kohlwes wanted me to present but i didn't present it so now he's so fucking pissed

see above

by kwang May 21, 2003

pizza

A delicious, round piece of dough that comes in square boxes for some strange reason.

I ordered a pizza! Go me!

by kwang June 05, 2003