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d12

Wanksta's who copy the Wu Tang Clan by having the whole a.k.a. theme... Too bad they can't copy the quality of music. Also i'm just wondering does anyone actually think Bizarre has any talent at all??? For real though he is quite shit.
"D12 really aren't very good at what they do.."
by Kurt December 28, 2005
mugGet the d12mug.

dunking on the board

This is a general term used by someone who has absolutely no concept of the game of basketball. If you ever hear someone say this, you should immediately be aware that this person has absolutely no business on a basketball court. If you see someone on a court stating this phrase, then rest assured you will soon be smoking their ass in a game of one on one.
Ex: (first guy) Hey man, I'm about to dunk on the board!
(second guy) Oh really? Well then...I'm about to smoke your ass in a game of one on one!
by kurt April 22, 2005
mugGet the dunking on the boardmug.

Corey

He's got one hell'uva corey
by Kurt April 15, 2005
mugGet the Coreymug.

Sexyfied

to adorn oneself for the sole purpose of having sex.
1.she must have done somthing to her hair to make her sexyfied.

2.That jacket makes you totaly sexyfied.
by Kurt May 12, 2004
mugGet the Sexyfiedmug.

oil change

the process of inserting fecal matter into a vaginal opening then subsequently delevering a stricking blow to the uteran area whereby said fecal matter is focefully and quickly exspelled through the vaginal opening
Charlie hated Clarissa so much he gave her a nasty oil change.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
mugGet the oil changemug.

Oyster

The result of recieving felatio then before ejaculation removing the penis from the girls mouth, making her lift up her tounge and then ejaculating under the tounge, resembiling a pearl in an oysters mouth
Chuck loves the way his cum looks in Sheelas mouth so he makes her do the oyster at least once a day.
by Kurt January 24, 2005
mugGet the Oystermug.

fluffy puff marshmallows

The brand of marshmallows that is sponsered by Homestarrunner. Their mascot is Marshy.. thats capital M and then arshy.. The Fluffy Puff Marmallows' jingle is "they're fluffidy, they're puffidy, 12345!"
Before i eat a tall glass of Marmelade, i often drink lots and lots of marshmallows, i mean Fluffy Puff.
by Kurt July 19, 2003
mugGet the fluffy puff marshmallowsmug.

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