Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

pur-lease

"Please" elongated to mean bullshit, or insignificance.

Oh pur-lease, everyone's been in a Rolls before, I used to own one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

Fräulein

(n.) A german woman, particularly an angry blonde woman named Helga that has princess leia hair and a spiked helmet.

The fräulein picked me up and beat me.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

what the ladies want

Thier own way, the one thing that women, however far they progress, will never tempt away from those with meat betwxit thier legs.


They also like guys with- money (which can buy them influence), balls of steel (who can persuade others to do as she has persauded him), money (that again), good looks (not important after 25)

The ladies want my man-meat.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

kamikaze

The name of a tempest which wrecked a mongol fleet (led by a descendant of Genghis Khan) that tried to invade Japan. The name lends itself to a sqaud of Japanese WWII pilots who had very little training, so were just told to load up with explosives and crash into vessels. Although a number of European warships were attacked by Kamikaze, the steel decks meant that the attacks were ineffective.

Self-sacrifice was a last ditch attempt to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

gaymer

one who goes to www.gaymer.org

queers play video games too!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004