Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

colt 

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

colt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

hammerhead 

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

hammerhead by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

no stranger to the biscuit tin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar 

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

Deep fried Mars Bar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Us 

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

Us by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Ask Jeeves 

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

Ask Jeeves by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

froghurt 

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

froghurt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004