Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

colt 

(n.) An excellent tool of persuasion. Best known in python & .45 form.

He didn't want to tell me where she was until he got a better look at the canon hanging from my belt.

colt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

no stranger to the biscuit tin 

(n.) a fat person

(n.) One who constantly pleads povert and begs.

Elitist is no stranger to the biscuit tin.

no stranger to the biscuit tin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

hammerhead 

(n.) One who is slow in grasping an idea or concept. One who talks the talk but cannot walk the coroporate walk. An albatross around the neck of any company, quite likely to scare away the customers. Hammerheads are often killed in road accidents.

Elitist sure is a hammerhead.

hammerhead by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Deep fried Mars Bar 

(n.) A disgusting looking, savoury from the North of the UK. Involves a glazed chocolate product being fried in batter for all of three minutes, before being pulled out looking like it could be served with chips. Allow to dry before eating.

To the "kill meat-eaters" guy: Did you know that mars cars contain animal lipids? If you eat it, you eat animal. Haha!

Deep fried Mars Bar by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Us 

(n.) Your party, when refering to the view of an outsider

(n.) The United states.

all your no fly zone are belong to US

Us by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

froghurt 

(n.) Frozen Yoghurt. Often cursed.

Guy: This doll, is cursed!


Homer: That's bad

Guy: But bit comes with a free froghurt!

Homer: That's good!

Guy: the froghurt is also cursed

Homer: that's bad..

froghurt by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

You'll regret the day you were born 

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

You'll regret the day you were born by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004