by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.
b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.
b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.
The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.
Charlie at five o'clock sir!
Charlie at five o'clock sir!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.
Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.
by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004
More correctly, beastiality/zooerastian pornography.
Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
Nine times out of ten, people just look at it for luaghs.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004