shit don't stink

Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.

Denida thinks his shit doesn't stink.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

steal thunder

(v.) to steal thunder is to take attention away from the person who has brought it to the current place.

The guy who runs the bar next door stole my thunder from the ignoarant tourists with fireworks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

belly snot

(v.) To lean over when sneezing heavily and sneezing all over your or someone else's stomach.

Eww, the small girl over there got belly snotted by your brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

assed

popular suffix to emphasize a word.

Your gay-assed son just came out.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

cook the books

(v.) To exploit loopholes that allow for one's accounts to show less profits than actually exist, but allow for the figures to be changed for shareholder reports. Shows incorrect figures presented in a way that are unlikely to be questioned.

Claiming that six vans @ thirty grand each were bought for the business, when in actual fact the money went to a comapny located in switzerland owned by the board of directors, and the vans were toys costing next to nothing. The money (180,000 in your chosen currency) has gone to the directors as undeclared salary that is stored offshore.

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 22, 2004

Emboss

(v.) To make a lasting, and showing inpression on someone. Derived from a method of labelling packaging.

Hitler embossed many people in deprived Germany.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004

baliff

See bailiff

I speel no godo!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004