Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

uma 

(n.) The Indian Goddess of beauty who (according to a quiz machine next to the entrance of the local) the actress Uma Thurman is named after.

Worship Uma and be pretty.

uma by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

the local

A shortened version fo "The local pub", which itself a contraction for the local public house. This does not always imply the nearest pub, just the nearest pub to which the author/speaker makes regular visits.

Go down the local, have a few pints, play some pool, watch the footie.

the local by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

NeverNever Land

(n.) Home of peter pan, also known as Holland.

Urbandictionaryer Dude, you meant the Netherlands, right?


KFJ: huh? Yea...right.


>_>

<_<

>.<

NeverNever Land by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

ride da punani 

(v.) Vaginal intercourse. See Ali G

Me gonna ride da punani.

ride da punani by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Europower 

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

Europower by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

lunchtime religious experience 

(v.) To go down to the nearest catholic girls school during ones' lunchbreak and reach orgasm, whether it be by hand or underage schoolgirl (or boy)

John has a thing for religious chicks and molesting kids. After they reported his lunchtime religious experience, he had to hide in the bushes and jack off. What he didn't know was that the local dealer used to do his thing around there, and beat he shit out of him.

lunchtime religious experience by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushroom 

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

mushroom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004