goldenshower

(v.) To urinate on someone's head


(n.) piss porn
John loves goldenshower
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
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There was a young man from china

Who wans't a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

cut off his cock

and now he's got a vagina.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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swing

(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
If you don't swing, don't ring!
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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convertable yellow saab

(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.
A convertable yellow saab is a good example.


The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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cut off your electric

A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.
dear leccy groovers
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
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Industry averages

The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually


Gross profit percentage
Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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Harem

Sheik Mohammed-izzle-nizzle(1904): I got a harem full o' bitches

Nizzle-wizzle-got-tha-bizzle(2004): I got a stable full o' bitches
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004
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