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Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

vote of no confidence 

(v.) When the members of a political party vote over whether or not thier leader should step down, usually over thier controversial sidings than laziness or ineffectiveness.
Churchill was almost held to a vote of no confidence until his words proved correct.


I wish Tony b liar would get a vote of no confindence


"New labour will not raise taxes"-Little Tony in 1997

Seven years and 200 stealth taxes later....

the hanger 

(n.) A backstreet abortion, or one performed in secrecy to a young girl. Stems from the days when a tin coat hanger was actually the weapon of choice.
he had the hanger too many times to get pregnant.
the hanger by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

look a little closer to home 

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.
Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?
(n.)(Mainly Brit) An obese and foul-smelling woman, who often wears T-Shirts with vulgar statements on them. Usually quite slutty, and with a skinny loudmouth boyfriend who suffers from acne, See they desrve eachother . The origin is the waste management company operating in the united kingdom, that has white skips with large red lettering. This lettering stands out, despite the smell and size, just as the fcuk design on her shirt does.
The morbidley obese woman with hair tightly pulled back and her stomach hanging out of her "fcuk for england" shirt is called a biffa
biffa by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

I'll shit 'em 

(Idiom) You/they are overhyped, and I shall perform the task without your help.
The mafia? Scared of a couple of paddies? I'll shit em!

put two and two together 

(v.) To come to the simplest conclusion deductable based on the supporting evidence. This does not ensure it's accuracy.
They've put two and two together and realise it was one of mine who did it.

The_great_omega

Fuck off, you dumb 12 year old.