by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004
There was a young man from china
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
Who wans't a very good climber
He slipped on a rock
cut off his cock
and now he's got a vagina.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
(v.) To have open, promiscuity with a select group of partners, who "swing" eachother's wives and girlfriends back and forth to other people.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
(n.) a product that could only be made successfully by one company (usually with a reputation in the market for such things), that would trounce any imitations of it, unless these imitations had near ten times the budget.
A convertable yellow saab is a good example.
The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
The Ferrari 250 GTO was also a good example. The GT40 cost ten times a 250 gto.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
A notice that the water company sends you. By the time you've worked out the water company does not supply electric, you will also be aware that by electric they mean dick. By dick, they mean penis.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
The averages of certain figures in a selected industry. Usually
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
•Gross profit percentage
•Net profit percentage
•Return of capital employed
We are below the industry averages.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
Sheik Mohammed-izzle-nizzle(1904): I got a harem full o' bitches
Nizzle-wizzle-got-tha-bizzle(2004): I got a stable full o' bitches
Nizzle-wizzle-got-tha-bizzle(2004): I got a stable full o' bitches
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004