Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

reason be

The reason is.

Reason be I'm a so solid soldier. Reason be I suck dong.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

black cab

The black (sometimes red) Taxi's operated in London.

"You never see a poor black cab driver."

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

0-60

the time it takes (Measured in seconds) for something to reach 60mph from a standing start.


Contrary to popular belief, most cars cannot achieve such speeds. There is only enough fuel in the car for a test run, and the driver is an expert who builds up the revs and then releases at just the right time (too much and he gets some wheel-spain). No consideration is given as to whether the clutch lasts the test.

0-60 times are innacurate, and you should typically add 20% of that time on for a realistic pull-off.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

fooling around

Making an idiot of oneself. Acting immaturely.

Stop fooling around

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

sport of kings

See horse racing

Horse racing is known as the sport of kings.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Killer Bee

An advanced type of bee that moves in gigantic swarms like wasps, but is slightly bigger. They attack with great ferocity, and inhabit warmer regions.

Oh shit, killer bee swarm. I'm fucked.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Vercingetorix

(n.) One who opposes the norm and does so very well.

(v.) to vercingetorix, to oppose a great power.

Vercingetorix was a Gaulish (french) leader who took on the Roman Empire and held out for a while, until Caeser surrounded him and built a doughnut shaped fortress around him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004