Kung-fu Jesus's definitions

shrapnel

a) the remnants of an explosion.
b) Sharp metal contained in an expendable shell, released via explosion to inflict damage mainly to humans. See Anti-personel
c) Loose change of little value

I've been shrapnel'D

A:Got any money?
B:Just shrapnel.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

brutality

To beat to death via rapid punches, kicks, elbows and knees to the body and head. If the victim attempts to block, then the gaurd will be attacked until dropped. Seen in Mortal Kombat.

Finish Him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

on the double

British military slang for "twice as fast". See sharpish.

bring those munitions sharpish. ON THE DOUBLE, MAN! You, take three men and put them on the roof, keep and eye on that hill. McGinnis, take your people to the east wall and put up some sandbags.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

kyrie

"Lord, have mercy on us."

Used mainly by Catholics such as myself.

Kyrie Eleison.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Kill or cure

(v.)A medical treatment/practise that will either heal the patient or kill them.


Steams from battlewound-fever treatment. This would involve putting the subject in an icewaterbath, then wrapping them in wool. It worked very well and very quickly, but it put tremendous strain on the heart, and many people suffered heart attacks or complete cardiac arrest.

Kill or cure is the only way to save him. Otherwise, you better pray for him.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

walking stick

A stick of usually 42" to 54" in length used as a support for those with disabilities. Now quite defunct.

The old guy beat a few punk kids with his walking stick and gave them the thrashing of thier lives with his belt.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004