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Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

who ate all the pies 

An indication that a Frenchman has entered the room.
Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?

boot sex 

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.
OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT
boot sex by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
(n.) A terrible vehicle made by Vauxhall. This square shaped miniture SRi (Short for some retarded idiot- meaning the driver) is owned by all sorts of lower class faggots, despite being designed as an economical shopping trolley for middle aged women. Capable of the magical 105mph, this lightweight crap is claimed to be easily tuned because of the simple engine. It is possible to extract a rather dismal 137mph with a turbocharger.
Nova drivers only ever race other nova drivers. Fearing the mighty fiesta, another boy racer crap car, or the superior crap of ancient BMW 3.16, VW polo, Corsa, KA, saxo, clio, 206 etc.


All the above cars suck
nova by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

hoorjination

Hoorjination for 20 Euros.
Not a nazi (nazism and fascism are different things). Deeply conservative and probably aristocratic, wanting to rebuild France from the soft and lazy governments that have been around since the third republic.
Jean-Marie Le Pen. Vote for your favourite piece of stationery!
le pen by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

far right 

In common useage, this refers to political parties that are facist leaning and deeply conservative. They are almost always slaughtered by the politically correct liberal idiots in the press and called Nazis, whether or not they actually practise any form of racism. The fear of what fascism has done in the past (ignoring the fact that governments fulfilling the definition of fascism include monarchies of mighty countries) has softened many media tools to believe that far right automatically means evil and bad.
There is no such thing as a good leftist.
far right by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.
mushrooms by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004