rainbow

The line that separates gay people from straight people

Somewhere over the rainbow David Furnish and Elton John are Furnishing a John-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

there's no i in team

A phrase used to remind a glory boy that trying to selfishly do something for personal gain while ignoring the other team members is counter-productive.

There's no I in team, but there's an m and an e!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

jaysus

Elongated Jesus, used in disbelief.

Jaaaysus H ckriiiist!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

fugitive in his own kingdom

A king who has been accused of Treason.

King Charles II of the UK was a fugitive in his own kingdom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

DaimlerChrysler

^What James said^

Nothing to do with Daimler (Of DS420 and dart fame). They're owned by Jaguar.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004

at any rate

Regardless of anything I have just said that may stray from my premises.

I once saw a gay dog, at any rate, you're gay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004