Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

.exe

The ending of the email attatchment I shall send you.

You gonna get sub7'D

.exe by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

race card 

When an ethnic minority makes unfounded assertions that he/she is being rejected by society because those who made the decision are racist.

Of course, the racist card will still be availiable.

race card by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

rapeseed 

One of the majopr exports of the UK. Not well like by hayfever sufferers.

GUY: I'm going to rape you!

Hayfever girl: oh no!

*Guy throws rape seed at girls' nose*

rapeseed by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

the worst kind of shit

That something that so degrades its field, that even the other shit hate it.

Among dictators, hitler was the worst kind of shit.

Among gaytalk moderators, denida is the worst kind of shit.

the worst kind of shit by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

weapons grade 

potentially lethal (isn't everything?), and could be used as an ungentlemanly weapon.

Weapons grade fart-in-a-can, now on ebay!

weapons grade by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

ungentlemanly weapon 

(n.) any weapon that is designed to cause damage to anyone, regardless of whether they are general public or paid military. This includes all chemical and biological weapons, nuclear, and any other WMD. The weapons not included in this are those such as firearms, stabbing and blunt objects, hand grenades, fists and canons.

World War I was considered to be a gentleman's war until the German army tried out it's chemical weapons once stalemate had been reached.

ungentlemanly weapon by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004

dirty weekend chic 

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.

The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.

dirty weekend chic by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004