Definitions by Kung-fu Jesus

channel somebody who gives a damn 

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

channel somebody who gives a damn by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Before Ze Germans Get here 

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

Before Ze Germans Get here by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Not my cup of tea

(Idiom) This will appeal to a formidable audience, but not me.

1: What do you think of feminazi rallies?


2: Not my cup of tea

2's mind: Iron my shirt bitch

Not my cup of tea by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

Better than Xmph by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

stomp a mud hole 

(v.) To kick someone into the ground.

I will stomp a mudhole on Elitists' face.


Oh well, by the looks of things somebody beat me to it, haha!

stomp a mud hole by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Flower-Stamper 

(n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.

Elitist is still a flower-stomper

Flower-Stamper by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Kompressor 

(adj.) German for turbo charged.

(n.) Turbo Mercedes-benz

Those tiny SLK's suck

Kompressor by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004