Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

Net profit

(n.) Gross profit minus expenses.

Our net profit is less than 1% of our gross profit. We have too many o/hs.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

Little Tin God

(Idiom) A self important, dictatorial person.

Now psycho bitch has written over 100 definitions, she is behaving like a little tin god.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

begging to lose sympathy

(n.) when someone has milked the cow of sympathy so much that people really don't care.

This person has brought up so many bogus excuses I'm begging to lose sympathy for them.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

milked the cow

(v.) Past-tense of milking the cow.

This person has milked the cow enough, now we shall reduce thier pay.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

milking the cow

(v.) To be openly exploiting a situation for personal gain, at the expense of one's peers and superiors alike.

This person is milking the cow of sympathy, I dislike it when they claim to be so hard-done-by.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

plustard

Incorrect french verb for being later than

Marc arrives 9:05, 5 minutes late.


Marc: Sucre-Bleu! Je suis en retard!


Jacques arrives at 9:06


Jacques: Je Plustard Marc! Je parle merde Français. Je suid un retardé

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

common ground

(n.) A common interest between two alienated parties who generally disagree with eachother.

Ah, I'm glad we found some common ground on the subject of gun control/ feminists/ transsexuals/ who is gayer than Elton John.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004