Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kung-fu JeSuS

mushroom

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.

(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.

(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions

Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

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the dirty

"The dirty deed"

(v.) Sexual promiscuity while in a serious relationship. Also used as betrayl. Basically, j(h)umping ship.

To do the dirty

He did the dirty on me and gave me aids from his new girlfriend by re-using a condom, and he didn't get it.

Argh, ye mutinous dogs! Ye de thar dirrty. Yar!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

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why did the chicken cross the road?

Often followed by one of many "joke" answers. Told by kids under seven.

Why did the redneck cross the road?

Because he couldn't get the chicken off his dick.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

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memo

(n.) Contraction for memorandum

There is a memo on my desk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

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slang

Jargon, used playfully to prevent outsiders from intercepting the actual meaning. It is a contraction for "slandering", whereby colloqial words with meanings unknown to the one being slandered (but known to other people). This prevented legal action or apologies. It also allowed someone to insult an authority figure to his face without suffering punishment for it.

I don't use a great deal of modern day slang in my speech, but we all use slang created by shakespeare, eh?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

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