nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

creme de la creme

(n.) The best there is, the cream of creams.

this mail order bride is the creme de la creme! She dosen't speak english, never whines, does all the housework and fucks like a whore in the bedroom.

by kung-fu jesus August 17, 2004

hindustan

the indian sub-continent. India, pakistan, bangladesh etc.

BHANGRA! available in hindustan.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

hearse

(n.) Funeral car, modified to fit a coffin in the back. Very slow and heavy on fuel, but cool and cheap. Like a volvo.


(v.) To be put into a hearse, to be killed.

I drive a hearse because I rule


I saw a guy get hearsed last night.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004

channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

I don't care about your problem, cha...etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

Rolex

Famously expensive watches. Most examples of such are actually fakes sold for less than 1% the price of a real Rolex. The tell-tale sign (other than the price) is that on a real rolex, the second hand has continous motion, instead fo ticking like an ordinary watch.

fake rolex, cheapy cheap! Ten dolla! Also sucky sucky for ten dolla!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 02, 2004

Rhythm stick

Imaginary stick, that when used on subject, said subject becoems extremely rhythmicular and musical.

Hit me with your rhythm stick, hit me, hit me!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004