speculate to accumulate

A phrase used by potential profiteers to remind prospective investors that returns can only come from good investment. Really a buzzword (or buzzphrase) to get money from others to squander on fruitless and flowerly ideas. See European union, Belgium.
"Speculate to accumulate!" cried John, asking steve for the last crispy notes in his wallet. Eyeing up the tail at the bar, steve gladly turned over the contents of his wallet to John, who promptly brought the ladies a drink each. After some thirty minutes, John threw up over one of the fine females, making the money a write off due to his poor ability to handle drink. Steve's brother then started to insult one of the lasses, and they stormed off.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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Haute couture

Fench for high sewing, refering to the quality of clothes. The term is ambigous. In some circles, it refers strictly to clothes manufactured in Paris, where use of the term is governed, but late in the last century it has been extended to include the produce of houses in other large cities around the world.
Haute couture is always to be pronounced in a french accent, to appease the needs of glitterati.


Haute couture poker
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
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double-agent

An espionage agent who guises as working for one authority but is actually uses his/her given information to report back ot another authority, or possibly using it for personal gain.
The Kremlin had greater success with double-agents than the white house.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
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in-through-the-out-hole

anal sex. See buttseckz, buggery or sodomy. The out-hole is the anus, and the penis must enter through here, hence "in-through-the-out-hole"
How many people have gone in-through-the-out-hole?
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004
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Mid-Atlantic accent

One of the following

a) A British person who has lived in North america for long enough to start speaking with an accent that is on first sounding american (although there is a slight hint that they are British when thier accent slips), but when in the company of his/her fellow countryman/woman will start to speak properly. Usually, these people did not have strong accents in the first place.

b) A north american who has emigrated to the UK and has started to sound like the local people, but still has a slight twang.
Mid-Atlantic accents suck. Very much. They give me a headache.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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southpaw

Antonym of orthodox, a stance whereby the left hand is further forward than the right, whether because the person is left handed or because they prefer thier main hitting hand forward.
He boxes southpaw, pah.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 03, 2004
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