Congo

(n.) A country, separate from the democractic republic of the congo (Zaire), which despite being much smaller (Zaire is the largest country in Africa), under-populated and right next to it, is much richer.
Congo is still poor shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
mugGet the Congomug.

finance lease

A finance lease is where a loaned asset is (in most cases) pimped to one party for the useful lifetime of it.

In the accounts of business, it is recorded much the same as a hire-purcase agreement. It is reocrded in the balance sheet (as at <date>) as the cost of the fixed asset (excluding interest) less the provision for dep'n. It is also recorded in the trading profit and loss account (for year ended <date>) as interest due for the year and the dep'n.

The balance sheet also record finance leasing as a liability for future payments (excluding intrest), see accruals, shared betwixt current liabilities and long-term liabilities.
We have secured a finance lease.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the finance leasemug.

hands solo

I'm going off for a little hands solo with this 25th anniversary DVD
by Kung-fu Jesus June 26, 2004
mugGet the hands solomug.

C'est la guerre

The antoym of C'est la vie, this implies that the chase will not be given up. Literally translated to "It's the war", although better translation provieds "This is war".
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 09, 2004
mugGet the C'est la guerremug.

no can do

"I can't do that."


Usually a sing that more/better incentive is needed.
You want me to give you this car for only ten grand? It's worth at least 15 according to the guide. No can do.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
mugGet the no can domug.

torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.
The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the torn a new assholemug.

ASD

American sign-language for the deaf.
There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
mugGet the ASDmug.