Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions
Piss water recovered from rampjaar
Since 1672 the dutch have been bottling seawater and selling it as beer.
"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
"Have you got anything other than heineken?"
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
Get the heinekenmug. (n.) Usually local band of militia who use thier knowledge of the terrain to thier advantage by ambushing and never engaging in open warfare. The Guerilla units are much often smaller than the force they take on, and due to thier fear of open warfare, they are often labelled as cowards by real armies. The Guerillas are usually considered to be more of a terrorist organisation than anything else, and are best countered by another guerilla unit attacking "thier" people. This counter-Guerilla unit will effectively flush them out or recede to the point where they are almost non-problematic.
This has best been seen with the IRA. In the 70's and 80's, Loyalists who believed the British government was going to give in to the IRA took up arms against the IRA. For every IRA attack that took place, a Loyalist one followed. This is not to mention that in the 90's, the Loyalists performed a number of assassinations on seemingly "untouchable" IRA suppliers, members and sympathists. Over this period, the UVF actually killed more people than the IRA did, although this is over-looked. When the number of IRA attacks went down, so did that of the Loyalists, until the "peace" agreements a few years ago. Splinter factions of both will continue to attack eachother, but they know that the IRA will never achieve the goal it set out to do.
This has best been seen with the IRA. In the 70's and 80's, Loyalists who believed the British government was going to give in to the IRA took up arms against the IRA. For every IRA attack that took place, a Loyalist one followed. This is not to mention that in the 90's, the Loyalists performed a number of assassinations on seemingly "untouchable" IRA suppliers, members and sympathists. Over this period, the UVF actually killed more people than the IRA did, although this is over-looked. When the number of IRA attacks went down, so did that of the Loyalists, until the "peace" agreements a few years ago. Splinter factions of both will continue to attack eachother, but they know that the IRA will never achieve the goal it set out to do.
Guerilla units are best destroyed by either similar units, or wreckless and intrusive army massives.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
Get the Guerillamug. by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
Get the Put through thier pacesmug. A term used by older generations to make a "kind" comment about someone coming of maturity. At the same time, it reminds the listener/reader that they are not the daddy dick.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
Get the all grown upmug. Disparaging term for a female-male transsexual. The penis can be screwed off at will, and this happens when screwing.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004
Get the screw on penismug. (n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004
Get the Bortsimug. (n.) A small boy who delights in little else other than crushing every flower in sight to make him feel superior.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
Get the Flower-Stampermug.