Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

prime

a) First
b) to prepare

You are the prime suspect.

He primed his gun for firing.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

Before Ze Germans Get here

(Idiom) You are working too slow.

The base is rather obviously World War Two, and the source is southern Britain, flooded by fleeing French with a Ze accent. The term was used by British towards French to make them work faster so there was a hope of liberation.

Come on Pierre, before ze germans get here we need that milk crate!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

family affair

(n.) when redneck families try to figure out which one impregnated thier seven year old daughter. There is a good chance it was a brother, but uncle dad has a 5% chance.

It's a family affair.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

shotgun wedding

(Idiom) where extenuating circumstances mean that for either honour or pressure from a family.

The source of this is a wedding where a man was forced to marry a woman he impregnated. Her father held a shotgun to him at all times.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

wings

a) A band with ex-beatle Paul McCartney
b) One's ability to fly aircraft or helicopters
c) arms perpendicular to the body that allow something to fly

a) wings suck
b) get your wings!
c) aeroplane without wings?!?!?!?!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

author

(n.) The writer, one who writes. The source.

I am the author of this definition



Charles Dickens was the author of "Oliver Twist"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

pandora's box

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.

The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004