Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

weetabix

Breakfast cereal sold in the UK. It consists of several pounds of wheat and protein supplements compacted into a couple of inches. Milk is poured on them, and large people eat.

*robin hood and the merry men are riding through the forest on horseback*

Robin hood, robin hood riding through the glenn. robin hood, robin hood and his band of men. Feared by the bad, loved by the good, robin hood, robin hood, robin hood.

*they arrive at a castle only to see the sherriff eating weetabix upon a tower. Robin realises he hasn't eaten his 'bix. The sherriff has a self-satisfied grin on his face*

Robin hood, robin hood is he in a fix? Robin hood robin hood forgot his weetabix! Shall he ride home? And not save the good?

*robin rides off with his men*


'Cause he should. 'Cause he should. 'Cause he should!


--Early 90's weetabix advert.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

L. Ron Hubbard

Quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. See Scientology

Why Mister Tom Cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. Give me the Porsche 928 from Risky Business and I'll see what I can do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

bob's your uncle

You will achieve the desired result.

Give it a spoodle and Robert is very much your mother's brother.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004

grey market

Not quite the black market, something of a grey area. Basically involves buying goods in bulk in foreign countries where they are cheaper, then shipping them to richer countries to sell at a cheaper price than elsewhere in those countries.

Levi's on the grey market, ok?

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Royalties

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.

That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

lead balloon

(n.) A proverbial lead balloon is an idea which is garuanteed to fail.

The League of Nations

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

a little bird told me

"I have it on good authority"

A little bird told me you've got a bit on the side in Spain.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004