Kung-fu JeSuS's definitions

cathouse

A brothel.


Pussy (vag)= cat

The old lady took her pet to the cathouse before she left to go to france for a week, and almost had a heart attack when she realised what was going on there was not petcare.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

ringside seat

(n.) A position to see an event unfurl, usually reserved for those with an instrumental part in making the event happen. Etymology is obviously boxing

Related phrases: in the loop, boxing, front row seat

Me an' my gat are gonna have a ringside seat to your unlawful execution if you don't get out of my sight, bitch.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

bitch balls

A person who goes along with plans to have fun until it involves commiting an immoral act, at which point thier balls shrink and they start preaching morality. Basically, someone who does not give in to peer pressure.

We were having a good time until the bitch balls qouted his mother, the bible and Karl Marx on why we shouldn't waste our time having fun at the expense of others.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

g'day mate

An austrailian greeting between males.


"Good day, mate (friend)"

G'day mate, hopinta me V8 an ell tell ya aaaall about oz.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.

*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

very happy ammo

The state of having infinite ammunition for several guns stored in a backpack. See DOOM

OMG, cyberdemon and barons of hell!!!!1

Time to use very happy ammo and BFG them

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004

curry house

Where the galavanting general dares't not enter.

Bequeath this knowledge from the general;

For oh, the general departed ye olde curry house, devoid of his senses, red as a tomato, naked like a tomato, in desperate need of a shit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004