Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

complete arsehole

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.

P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

GT40

(n.) Ford's greatest triumph. After the failed purchase of Ferrari, Ford decided to punish them by beating them on the track. Realising that thier early car could not get anywhere near the Ferrari (It was "convertable yellow saab"), Ford allowed themselves ten times the budget of Ferrari, and sent the car to Britain, where it was worked on. The last bugs that needed ironing were finished in the US, but the car, despite successfully beating the 250 GTO, is worth much less because of poor quality. When used conventionally, the Ford fares more like a road car souped the fuck up. All in all, a fast, but shoddy car. But then, it is a ford....

I wouldn't mind a GT40.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

powder up

(v.) In a mock to kiddie show catchphrase "power up", this word indicates usage of powder

It's friday night.It's powder up night!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

petit morte

"Little death"

Français for orgasm

let's die a little with multiple petit mortes

by Kung-fu Jesus July 31, 2004

creditor

One who you owe (most likely monetarily)

xxx is a creditor to a loan shark I know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004