yous my bitch

Lazier way of pronouncing "You're my bitch". Usually said after seeing your bitch with another.

Upon seeing his daughter leave porno dave's kinky pornzine soho buttfuck shop, psycho bitch's father reminded her who's dick she sucked first by saying "Yous Mah Beeyatch!"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

a hearty "fuck you"

Smug insult. It shows that the author/speaker is not worried by his opponents.

And gumba gave a hearty "fuck you" to his haters.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

foos

a) Multiple of foo. See foo, a Mr T-ism, contraction for fool.

b) Dave Grohl's over-rated foo fighters band.

Hannibal, wat dees foos talkin jibba jabba bout? Crazy foo Murdock in ma van!


"The foos smoke monkey dong"

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

siamese twins

(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.

I heard you had siamese twins?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

pompous

Something extremely cool to be.

Manners maketh the man.

Narcissism and pomp maketh the man great.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 21, 2004

I put it to you

Contemplate this semi-rhetorical question.


Should the fact stated after saying this be true, the author/speaker has won the debate, unless countered by a better instance of this sentance.

Should it be false, it can be ignored.

Politician: I put it to you that you are the worst possible candidate and are a total disgrace to your party.

Ali G: Well I put it to you *pause* that you suck off a horse.

Politician: That is not true. I was walking through fields and fell..


I'll cut it here so as not to spiol the movie for you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

have a nice life

(Idiom.) What is said to someone after ruining thier life or leaving them to ruin it themselves.

I got your wife, have a nice life!

by KuNg-fu jeSUS May 06, 2004