molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

mile high club membership

Having intercourse while on an aeroplane. To qualify, it must be moving.

I'm going to go to the bathroom. You come in and we'll get our mile high club memberships.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

MG

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 06, 2004

paddy

Midly offensive term for an irish person, taken from st. patrick, who wasn't actually Irish.

Who's that lying on the ground? Stop skiving Denis, you useless paddy.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 08, 2004

Black economy

The work done of which tax is not declared. It is estimated that up to 20% of all wage payments in the United Kingdom are black economy dealings.

The black economy is about as good as labour trying to tax into prosperity. It is also done by poor, lower class labour voters. Kill 'em all is what I say. Fucking Pikies.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004