Kung-Fu jesus's definitions

canaan's side

Israel/palestine. Ancient biblic reference. See promised land

And land them safe of canaans' side.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

one man army

(n.) A heavily armed and well-trained soldier. See rambo

Rambo is the one man army! Watch him kill 775956957594945.5 people with a handgun and two clips!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

MG

A British motoring company, now run by BMW (And merged with another comapny, Rover.) It's 50's and 60's heyday saw it dominate the world sportscar market, along with the Jaguar XK120, prompting the United States to start making sportcars, which GM did with the corvette.

The MG TF, Midget, ZF etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

hirsute

hairy mofo.

That pussy is hirsute!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

lassie

A dog that shouldn't have ever come home.

I liek teh lassie!!!!!11

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

jumper cables

(n.) When a vehicle is having trouble starting (starter motor), a pair of cables (one positive, one negative) that connect from battery of one vehicle to the battery of the troubled one to give it a jump start.

Has anybody got a pair of jumper cables?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

Eng.

England, or of England.

London, Eng.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004