holy crap.lions! tours

(n.) A tours company specialising in finding lions and tigers, only in kenya.

Where can you see lions? Only in kenya.


See Kenya, forget norway

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 14, 2004

rubix cube

Something that whenever used, the people around you gather claiming to have completed millions of times, and know all the (obvious) tricks.

You need to get the corners right!


Let me do a side, I'm good!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

red cross

A renowned charity that actively participates in helping those affected by war and famine.

"Give to the Red Cross"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

big fat pile of wank

(adj.) objectionable, economic with the truth.


Literally, the seminal fluid produced after masturbation. See wank.

What that liberal politician said was a big fat pile of wank.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 01, 2004

uncle dad

You don't want the definition of this. Trust me. If you do, see incest and go figure.

Happy birthday, uncle dad.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

swallow a loss

When a business undercharges thier customers, more often than not they wish to save face by detracting the loss from their profit, and
"swallow" it.

We've undercharged by a little bit, so we'll swallow a loss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

Built

Large, well built, highly muscular, great presence, huge.

He is so built.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004