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pass the soap

Popular Idiom refering to going into something that one cannot forego, although they know the effects will be disasterous.


The term comes from prison shower buggery where he who picks up the soap expects to be raped when he bends over.
Hitler knew he was passing the soap when he declared war on the soviet union, takign WWII to two fronts.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004
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pointman

(n.) One indigeonous to or familiar with the current vicinity, who acts as a guide to the foreign peoples. A key point of anti-guerrilla forces. Pointman is a bisexual term, and does not change to pointwoman.
I'll be pointman, you can follow ten at ten paces.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004
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up periscope

(v.) Naval term for a submarine to raise the periscope so the crew can see what is going on above water level.


(n.) Bath-time fun for young boys.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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e-mail bombing

The act of (often using purpose-made devices) filling up an internet e-mail inbox with repetitive posts, lurid witticisms, and grotesque insults.
E-mail bombing is more fun than people make it out to be www.xyerclev.tk!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the e-mail bombingmug.

cockroach

(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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opel

German car brand acquired by General motors in 1926 and merged with Bentley's rival Vauxhall to form POS lower class cars for the poor. Rusty as hell. German efficiency turned into american mass-produced crap. Sold in Europe, except re-badged as Vauxhall in the UK.
Yes, opel have made some good cars, examples:

Opel Manta A
Opel Manta B
Opel Manta GTE
Opel Lotus Omega (world's fastest saloon 1990-1998, better known as Vauxhall Lotus Carlton)

That's...
about....
it.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
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whodunnit

(n.) An amalgamation of the words "who done it" into one word. The whodunnit is a mystery where a crime or wrongdoing (a tort, so to speak) must be solved. Used to describe plays or cinema for the most part.
Cluedo is a whodunnit board game.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 19, 2004
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