Definitions by Kung-Fu jesus

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

ancient by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

c/f 

Carried forward

Balance c/f

c/f by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/f

brought forward

Balance b/f

b/f by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

file 

Something you use to enlarge holes


What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole?

A paedophile

file by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

accrual 

Money owning. When a creditor gives you the service, loan or product before asking for the cost.

We have accruals of £760

accrual by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

citroen 

A popular brand of car, made in France.

See saxo

citroen by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

slag off

To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.

He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH

slag off by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004